Someone just sent me this e-mail link in an attempt to assist me in the realization that I am indeed not too old to try something:

http://www.solsup.com.au:80/greenman/Nevertooold.jpg

EWWWWWW! That's just wrong! I don't feel better, just sick! The age of these individuals isn't the main point of this article. It's that they are all insane!